Coug-tastrophe

the Cougars are the worst thing to ever happen to college football. No. Football in general. No. Sports. The cougars are the worst thing to ever happen to sports.

Before this season, I hate the cougars. As a husky fan I'm programmed to hate the cougars. But how can I at this point feel anything for them but pity? They are pathetic.

Lets look at these losses 66-3, 45-17, 28-3, 66-13, and probably their proudest moment at 69-0 loss last weekend against USC. Ok...USC is good. Really good. But 69-0? At home? 3 Trojans had more than 100 rushing yards and the Cougars had under 120 total rushing yards. Are you kidding??? Mark Sanchez threw 6 touchdown passes, before taking his pads off and lounging around on the sideline for almost 2 quarters.
Besides their one miracle win over Portland State, I'm pretty sure WSU hasn't scored 6 touchdowns all season.

The cougars have become the first team in Div 1 HISTORY to allow 60pts 4 times in a season. And lets keep in mind they still have 5 games left.

Now I get they've had injuries, they had to open up tryouts to the student body to find a qb...and pullman is just one of the worst towns ever but come on...seriously??

All I need is for them to show up to a game and play football. I want to read a score and feel like 2 footballs teams played against each other. Not a football team and a bunch of cheerleaders. Or a football team and a little league t ball team. Seriously.

No one is worse than the Cougars. Way to make your parents proud guys.

if she never met spencer..

What an appropriate title. If she never met spencer then the world would be all lollipops and sunshine. Hills could air on abc family instead of mtv.

But lets be realistic. As much as I hate to admit it, we may not be in season 4 of the Hills if not for spencer. *sigh* that was hard to type.

Spencer introduced us to Brody. And without Brody, I may not still be watching this show. And who can forget the whole Brody-Jen Bunney incident. Didn't she used to be Lauren's bestie?

And also, Heidi and Lauren's fight is classic Hills. The best line ever in the show...."I wanna forgive you...and I wanna forget you!". Snap. And also, maybe there would've been no Stephanie!

So although he's satan, son of the monopoly man, he does make the show better. maybe that's why the producers cast him. I mean that's why he naturally found heidi and fell in love.

Now spencer is still scum of the earth. Let's pause for a moment to think of all his evil.............................ugh. Now to finish the sentence...If she never met Spencer...everyone would be a little happier and a lot less on television.