is anyone still watching?

Best moment of Hills history! Well maybe that's an overstatement. But its def top 5. So Stephanie who is a dumb as a mannequin goes to Audrina's house to look for Heidi? I guess. And who happens to be there but Justin Bobby! I think Audrina really loves this dude and he loves having his scruffy dirt nasty self on tv. Anyway, Stephanie is complaining about how she doesn't know where Heidi is and blah blah. (Steph, its a tv show, wherever they are they're on camera. Duh.) Everything is super serious, cause...did I mention Audrina is as dumb as a can of spaghettios? So Justin goes..."you should put up posters". Ahahahaha. Complete straight face. And stephanie just doesn't get its a joke. Like not at all. Ok I oversold...you had to be there.

Meanwhile Spencer and his facial hair took Heidi to mexico and got her drunk so he could marry her. *sigh* Is it just me or does Heidi look like a Hugh Hefner girlfriend?

Write the blog. Read the blog. Eat brownies.

Bucket List

you asked for it...or maybe I just said I'd give it to you. This is short term. 5 years maybe...

1. make/star in youtube video
2. punch someone, maybe spencer from The Hills?
3. get a tattoo
4. have a spa day...mmm...spa day
5. get married...duh!
6. shake Obama's hand
7. drive cross-country
8. participate in triathalon/half-marathon
9. learn to golf
10. visit Greece
11. overcome my fear of big boats and sea turtles

Coug-tastrophe

the Cougars are the worst thing to ever happen to college football. No. Football in general. No. Sports. The cougars are the worst thing to ever happen to sports.

Before this season, I hate the cougars. As a husky fan I'm programmed to hate the cougars. But how can I at this point feel anything for them but pity? They are pathetic.

Lets look at these losses 66-3, 45-17, 28-3, 66-13, and probably their proudest moment at 69-0 loss last weekend against USC. Ok...USC is good. Really good. But 69-0? At home? 3 Trojans had more than 100 rushing yards and the Cougars had under 120 total rushing yards. Are you kidding??? Mark Sanchez threw 6 touchdown passes, before taking his pads off and lounging around on the sideline for almost 2 quarters.
Besides their one miracle win over Portland State, I'm pretty sure WSU hasn't scored 6 touchdowns all season.

The cougars have become the first team in Div 1 HISTORY to allow 60pts 4 times in a season. And lets keep in mind they still have 5 games left.

Now I get they've had injuries, they had to open up tryouts to the student body to find a qb...and pullman is just one of the worst towns ever but come on...seriously??

All I need is for them to show up to a game and play football. I want to read a score and feel like 2 footballs teams played against each other. Not a football team and a bunch of cheerleaders. Or a football team and a little league t ball team. Seriously.

No one is worse than the Cougars. Way to make your parents proud guys.

if she never met spencer..

What an appropriate title. If she never met spencer then the world would be all lollipops and sunshine. Hills could air on abc family instead of mtv.

But lets be realistic. As much as I hate to admit it, we may not be in season 4 of the Hills if not for spencer. *sigh* that was hard to type.

Spencer introduced us to Brody. And without Brody, I may not still be watching this show. And who can forget the whole Brody-Jen Bunney incident. Didn't she used to be Lauren's bestie?

And also, Heidi and Lauren's fight is classic Hills. The best line ever in the show...."I wanna forgive you...and I wanna forget you!". Snap. And also, maybe there would've been no Stephanie!

So although he's satan, son of the monopoly man, he does make the show better. maybe that's why the producers cast him. I mean that's why he naturally found heidi and fell in love.

Now spencer is still scum of the earth. Let's pause for a moment to think of all his evil.............................ugh. Now to finish the sentence...If she never met Spencer...everyone would be a little happier and a lot less on television.

if she cries, she cries.

Oh man. Now I've lost some interest in the Hills. But everytime I think I could give up the drug that is the Hills, an episode airs that just makes me fall in love all over again.

The first best thing about this episode was....No Lo! And not much Audrina. I don't think either one of them had any lines. I mean naturally said things they did not at all read off a script. Anyway, Brody was in this episode...awesome. Also whitney and heidi's mom...2 of my other favs.

Anywho...heidi's mom comes to town to bring the awkward into heidi's world. I feel bad for this family, I mean...first you gotta be heidi's mom. And then you have to deal with spencer. Wait a minute...where are his parents? You know, the more they don't show/mention them the more I think he's the son of the Hamburglar and Cruella deVille.

The best part of the show is when Brody rains down the evil all over Stephanie. I love him. And she deserved it. Remind me again why this broad is even on the show. Oh yeah, the producers told her she has to.

The Hills is genius, it has everything a show could need. It was actually a little funny last night. Whitney and Lauren are hilarious together! I mean I laughed, I felt like crying, and I was terribly jealous of lauren's clothes. Success!

By the by...paris hilton is evil...don't watch her new show. Maybe she's spencer's mom...

Til next time...Hills is home...Hollywood loves you.

I'm not a vegetarian for a reason... I need MEAT!

Maybe its just me but last weeks episode of Grey's despite being two hours long contained little to no protein (aka the building blocks of a good tv program... the muscle if you will). We got really no romantic action. Don't people mostly watch this show to see people making out in the on call room... i mean i would watch a surgery show on TLC if i wanted to gain something medical from tv. Meredith goes in circles like a freakin ferris wheel, "do i love Derek?, Do i not love Derek?, Is love enough?, Is it not? Will we last?, Will he die..." its like ok woman i cannot stand for one more episode you wondering about DEREK.AHHH!!! CAn't she for one episode just be with Derek (in the on call room)! I don't know about you two other writers (there is no longer a reader since I have now become a writer which is the one flaw i find in yall inviting me to be a writer) but I would absolutely love to see Alex and Izzy back together. I mean izzy has ahd a hard shake... Dead dude and GEORGE. She deserves an Alex in her life (that is of course if Alex could grow up and be a man and get over being so insecure!) Ok and then there is that crazy military surgeon dude (can you say male, australian version of Sarah Palin) who just might be perfect for christina altho i have come to think of her as pretty much asexual since Preston exited stage left. I really miss Addison (altho seeing her live this summer was a big help) and i think she should come back. I like Lexi but do not for the life of me see what she sees in George. Im holding out that her and McSteamy will get together, he seems to have a soft spot for her. Torres and Hahn threw me for a loop, actually what threw me for a loop was when Hahn said she had never been with a woman before because she struck me as a fan of tacos way before she met Mexi!!! Anyone else? Bailey had way to small a role as usual. I was secretly laughing inside when Rose stabbed Derek... man that was funny! Anyhow I am looking forward to this weeks episode cause hopefully it will not be some general overview of what might happen this season but actually have some substance to it!! Sorry if my first entry is disjointed and strung together awkwardly but i have a brain being squeezed to capacity by school... I will have more time this week to write my entry and hopefully wont have to waste hours trying to load it onto the computer and can watch it in prime time!

Peace, Love and Anatomy

PS- side note to one of our writers who sells green building products... Meredith and Derek are building a house soon on that cliff and they are probably into going green, sounds like a perfect marketing opportunity for you!! Once Build Block is on Greys everyone will want to build with it! ( that is if they can get a loan from their bank to build... which lets face it they probably can't at this juncture)

Gymboree is a scam and other thoughts of the day

Gymboree is a scam. I really get angry when things that don't make sense make a lot of money. Cause I'm over here making a ton of sense and no money. Today at Gymboree, I'm not really sure what all the other kids were doing, but the kid I brought he climbed on stuff and popped bubbles. Now, I get its important to interact with other kids and blah. but this is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure its like $110 a month which is basically 4 classes that are 50min each. Scam. And also you gotta pay all these fees to join and junk. No no no. My son willbe "testing" the class for free at every location til they figure us out. And then we'll move on to The Little Gym.

Directly next to the Gymboree is this coffee shop and they have this closed off playroom with all these toys. And it doesn't cost anything, they don't even care if you don't buy coffee. So I take the kid there, sit for an hour or so letting him play and it doesn't cost anything! Not a scam. Perhaps on my part it is.

The other day Cole (the kid I watch) and I went to the zoo. He told me he wanted to see the dinosaurs. So do I kid, so do I.

This blog isn't as much for entertainment as it is for education. Don't trust Gymboree. Give your kid a cardboard box and blow some bubbles at him. It'll save you $110 a month. You're welcome.