is anyone still watching?

Best moment of Hills history! Well maybe that's an overstatement. But its def top 5. So Stephanie who is a dumb as a mannequin goes to Audrina's house to look for Heidi? I guess. And who happens to be there but Justin Bobby! I think Audrina really loves this dude and he loves having his scruffy dirt nasty self on tv. Anyway, Stephanie is complaining about how she doesn't know where Heidi is and blah blah. (Steph, its a tv show, wherever they are they're on camera. Duh.) Everything is super serious, cause...did I mention Audrina is as dumb as a can of spaghettios? So Justin goes..."you should put up posters". Ahahahaha. Complete straight face. And stephanie just doesn't get its a joke. Like not at all. Ok I oversold...you had to be there.

Meanwhile Spencer and his facial hair took Heidi to mexico and got her drunk so he could marry her. *sigh* Is it just me or does Heidi look like a Hugh Hefner girlfriend?

Write the blog. Read the blog. Eat brownies.

if she cries, she cries.

Oh man. Now I've lost some interest in the Hills. But everytime I think I could give up the drug that is the Hills, an episode airs that just makes me fall in love all over again.

The first best thing about this episode was....No Lo! And not much Audrina. I don't think either one of them had any lines. I mean naturally said things they did not at all read off a script. Anyway, Brody was in this episode...awesome. Also whitney and heidi's mom...2 of my other favs.

Anywho...heidi's mom comes to town to bring the awkward into heidi's world. I feel bad for this family, I mean...first you gotta be heidi's mom. And then you have to deal with spencer. Wait a minute...where are his parents? You know, the more they don't show/mention them the more I think he's the son of the Hamburglar and Cruella deVille.

The best part of the show is when Brody rains down the evil all over Stephanie. I love him. And she deserved it. Remind me again why this broad is even on the show. Oh yeah, the producers told her she has to.

The Hills is genius, it has everything a show could need. It was actually a little funny last night. Whitney and Lauren are hilarious together! I mean I laughed, I felt like crying, and I was terribly jealous of lauren's clothes. Success!

By the by...paris hilton is evil...don't watch her new show. Maybe she's spencer's mom...

Til next time...Hills is home...Hollywood loves you.