Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Coug-tastrophe

the Cougars are the worst thing to ever happen to college football. No. Football in general. No. Sports. The cougars are the worst thing to ever happen to sports.

Before this season, I hate the cougars. As a husky fan I'm programmed to hate the cougars. But how can I at this point feel anything for them but pity? They are pathetic.

Lets look at these losses 66-3, 45-17, 28-3, 66-13, and probably their proudest moment at 69-0 loss last weekend against USC. Ok...USC is good. Really good. But 69-0? At home? 3 Trojans had more than 100 rushing yards and the Cougars had under 120 total rushing yards. Are you kidding??? Mark Sanchez threw 6 touchdown passes, before taking his pads off and lounging around on the sideline for almost 2 quarters.
Besides their one miracle win over Portland State, I'm pretty sure WSU hasn't scored 6 touchdowns all season.

The cougars have become the first team in Div 1 HISTORY to allow 60pts 4 times in a season. And lets keep in mind they still have 5 games left.

Now I get they've had injuries, they had to open up tryouts to the student body to find a qb...and pullman is just one of the worst towns ever but come on...seriously??

All I need is for them to show up to a game and play football. I want to read a score and feel like 2 footballs teams played against each other. Not a football team and a bunch of cheerleaders. Or a football team and a little league t ball team. Seriously.

No one is worse than the Cougars. Way to make your parents proud guys.

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