2 minutes into the Hills and I'm already angry. Why does this show do it to me? Spencer and his flesh-colored beard are so evil to Heidi's poor pathetic small-town sister. And Heidi just lets it happen. I think her heart and brain must be made of plastic just like her nose. HI-OH!
Why does audrina always look so blank? There's just nothing going on in that big head of hers with her oddly placed facial features and repetitive hairdo. Come on you know you noticed.
Oh man. Even when the music isn't weird Lauren is awkwardly bobbing her head. If you don't get that reference, stop reading our blog.
Surprise surprise, Justin Bobby disappoints Audrina. Wow. This show needs better writers. I mean, this REALITY show is so unpredictable!
In unrelated news, our one blog reader is now gonna be our resident Grey's specialist. Congrats. The catch is, you still gotta read the blog. Cause if you don't, no one is.
Back on the Hills....I can't decide who I think is dumber, Heidi or Stephanie. Stephanie doesn't know what a hamster is and she always talks with that upward inflection like everything is a question? But heidi may win the dumb hooker of the year award. She dates Spencer. Enough said. What does she see in him? He's like satan wrapped in evil covered with serial killers. Ugh.
Can't wait til next week. Any episode with Brody is one worth watching. This Doug guy is turning out to be a bit of a douche...I guess being on the Hills is worth more than getting into Heaven.
Live the dream...
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