I figured it out. The secret of the Hills. Its Lauren freakin Conrad. How can you not like this girl? She has the cutest clothes, a fun job, she travels a lot, eats good food, and dates hot guys. But she is still so pathetic...no one really wants to be her friend and she keeps kinda getting dumped. So we love her cause she needs us too. She tries so hard, poor thing. This show is genius. I mean Lauren could be some kind of evil genius diva spawn of satan in real life, but she does an amazing job at being all sugary sweet everytime the camera rolls. Love her!
Oh but the rest of the cast...here's some characters. Where did mtv find this justinbobby fellow? Why is he allowed on the show? Ugh. Lauren is surrounded by this nonsense...its kind of like a cracked out wizard of oz in the Hills...stephanie=no brain...lo=no heart...and spencer=no soul. Wasn't that one of them? Maybe not.
Stephanie and spencers parents must be so proud. Their kids are such awesome human beings. I'm picturing mr pratt as satan himself and mrs pratt as elizabeth hassleback that dumb republican bitch from the view. No no no...the mom is the wicked witch of the west and the dad is hugh hefner. No no no...the mom is sarah palin and the dad is the monopoly guy. I'm not sure why...
Anyway...there are 2 types of people...ones who love the Hills and ones who secretly love the Hills. Give in...its awesome.
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